Monday, February 22, 2010

New status updates:

____ thinks the rifle shooting in the Olympics is too violent. I'd like to see cross-country skiing combined with solving a nice Sudoku.
Crazy People:
____ thinks crazy people are exhausting.
____ thinks my brain is quietly falling apart. Need. Coffee. Now, now, now.
Boring people:
____ does not have adult attention deficit disorder. I have adult what you're saying is boring the crap out of me disorder.
Facebook "relationships":
____ When someone says they are in an "it's complicated," I say cool. Then I run away so i don't have to hear the explanation...
Suck it, Winter!
____ thinks that last night the snow looked pretty; this morning it just looks like work.
____ always thinks breakfast is the most important meal of the day...until I get to lunch.

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