Coffee, glorious coffee:
____ thinks that coffee doesn't get me through the day, it merely fuels my cynicism, which gets me through the day.
____ thinks this sub-zero weather really interferes with my flagpole licking.
____ would be more willing to accept people for who they are if they were more like how I wanted them to be.
Getting stuff done:
____ has spent the whole day checking items off my task list. In retrospect, I probably should have used that time to complete tasks.
____ loves those reduced sodium soups because I always know JUST what to add!
Your crazy life:
____ thinks my life should be filmed before a live studio audience.
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