I can't believe how quickly this week has gone...it's FAN FRIDAY! I am stunned with the emails I received this week. Damn, my readers are funny! See for yourself:
Katie Grainger sent me a ton of updates (thanks!!), here's a small sampling:
____'s OCD brings all the boys to the yard...and arranges them by age, then height...
____ keeps a fake journal claiming she's done monumental stuff, so if she ever develops amnesia, she's gonna think she's freakin' AWESOME!
____ thinks that giving up drinking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it hundreds of times.
____ isn't drinking any more....but then I'm not drinking any less either.
Andy Harp, I thank you for your contribution of funny stuff this week:
____ just played his status backwards... and thinks he heard a hidden message: !001$ ydnA evig...dneirf ruoy si ydnA...001$ ydnA evig...001$ ydnA eviG.
____ is addicted to nasal spray. Why I can't it contain nicotine so I can at least have something to do at smoke break?
____ people ask me why I laugh all the time - why I think everything is funny. Well, it's not that funny... I am just practicing being high....
____ Dear Monday: I want to break up. I am seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sorry. It's not me -- it's you.
____ Dear Monday: I'm sorry... will you come back to me? We had so much left to do!
...and a few more:
____ just ate a $150 pizza. $10 for the pizza and $140 for the jeans I can't wear anymore. (thanks, Sarah Vogel)
____ has a question for Salt N' Pepa. What if I don't want to push it real good? Did you ever think of that? (thanks, Brian Manfield)
____ prefers the term "lonely media." "Social" makes it sound like you're, you know, talking to someone. When, in fact, you're totally alone. (thanks, Adam Clarke)
____ loves the concept of summer school. You know that subject you couldn't grasp in nine months? We're going to whip it out in six weeks! (thanks, Marissa Trell)
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