Needing a vacation:
____ You know what would make this mojito better? The Bahamas.
____ thinks camping would be so much easier if we just stayed home.
____ thinks that there are two types of Scrabble players: people who are not as smart as me, and poopy-faced cheaters.
____ misses the days when covering my eyes would make me invisible...
____ thinks that doing the dishes is the definition of "deja vu".
Morning people suck:
____ thinks that half of the appeal of staying up late is the total absence of morning people.
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