____ thought I was having déjà vu but it turns out I do the exact same things every day.
____ thinks the nice thing about waiting a week to listen to your voicemail is that those people usually don't need you for that thing anymore.
____ was a child genius. Unfortunately I grew out of it.
____ doesn't feel ashamed enough after just 2 Twix bars. I think they should probably add a third to the package, for good measure.
____ thinks that Operation "Gain As Much Weight As Humanly Possible While On Vacation" is right on schedule so far.
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