Monday, March 29, 2010
Is your cleverness absent this Monday morning as you dig around your brain for a funny Facebook Status update? Please, allow me to try and help you:
Facebook status update about GOSSIP:
____ won't stand for gossip. I prefer to sit down and make myself comfortable.
Facebook Status update about STARBUCKS:
____ Starbucks for iPhone: throw your phone as far as you can. Walk to pick it up. Look up. There's a Starbucks. (Andy Jukes)
Facebook status update about WORK:
____ never drinks coffee at work. It keeps me awake.
Random thought for the day:
____ is wondering: Shouldn’t all ghosts be naked? It’s not like your clothes die too.
FYI: I grace my Facebook Fan page with a new update daily. Click HERE to become a Fan on Facebook! Want to share a funny, hilarious, witty or clever Facebook status update? Send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org. I will publish those that my twisted mind enjoys.