Monday, March 29, 2010

Is your cleverness absent this Monday morning as you dig around your brain for a funny Facebook Status update? Please, allow me to try and help you:

____ is wondering if I'll ever be mature enough to stop laughing at the word 'duty'?
Facebook status update about GOSSIP:
____ won't stand for gossip. I prefer to sit down and make myself comfortable.
Facebook Status update about STARBUCKS:
____ Starbucks for iPhone: throw your phone as far as you can. Walk to pick it up. Look up. There's a Starbucks. (Andy Jukes)
Facebook status update about WORK:
____ At least I have a job. At least I have a job. At least I have a job. At least I have a job.
____ never drinks coffee at work. It keeps me awake.
Random thought for the day:
____ is wondering: Shouldn’t all ghosts be naked? It’s not like your clothes die too.

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