____ Mistake #1: Bringing home Easter candy this early. Mistake #2: Not hiding it.
____ thinks that the toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat...it's watching what other people eat.
A Facebook Status update with many uses:
____ thinks this movie/day/class/meeting (get creative, it works with just about anything!) just took a hard right onto WTF blvd...
____ is giving up drinking ... hard liquor... on Thursdays...at work.
George Orwell is rolling over in his grave:
____ doesn't think this (Facebook) is what Orwell imagined technology would be used for.
People smarter than you (good quotes):
____ "You eventually learn that true priorities are like arms; if you think you have more than a couple, you're either lying or crazy." (Merlin Mann)
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