Thursday, March 25, 2010

It's Thursday you know where your Facebook Status update is?

Easter candy:
____ Mistake #1: Bringing home Easter candy this early. Mistake #2: Not hiding it.
____ thinks that the toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you's watching what other people eat.
A Facebook Status update with many uses:
____ thinks this movie/day/class/meeting (get creative, it works with just about anything!) just took a hard right onto WTF blvd...
Baby steps:
____ is giving up drinking ... hard liquor... on work.
George Orwell is rolling over in his grave:
____ doesn't think this (Facebook) is what Orwell imagined technology would be used for.
People smarter than you (good quotes):
____ "You eventually learn that true priorities are like arms; if you think you have more than a couple, you're either lying or crazy." (Merlin Mann)

FYI: I grace my Facebook Fan page with a new update daily. Click HERE to become a Fan on Facebook! Want to share a funny Facebook status update? Send me an email at I will publish those that my twisted mind enjoys.