Thursday, March 18, 2010

Funny New Facebook Status updates, 3/18/10:

____ bets that in prison everyone's relationship status is set to "it's complicated".
____ thinks if you have a chip on your shoulder, you're missing your mouth.
Hangovers (because St. Patrick's day was yesterday):
____ is beginning to suspect the only reason I'm not hungover is because I'm still drunk.
Getting up early sucks:
____ is up at the smack of dawn.
Working out:
____ thinks my treadmill should be called a "Weapon of Ass Reduction".

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