Money (or lack thereof):
____ used to say that I wanted to make ridiculous amounts of money. I think I should have chosen my words better...
What Facebook is good for:
____ doesn't have anything of importance to say and this is the best place to say it.
____ You know what would really improve this library? An open bar.
On Looking For Love:
____ Dear men/women who are smart and hot and awesome and madly in love with me: Please start existing.
____ You know who sucks? Aggressive drivers. And cowardly drivers. And slow drivers. And drivers who are not me.
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