Monday, April 5, 2010

Are your Facebook status updates lacking something? Try these:

They're out to get you:
____ wants you to know that we've all been talking about your paranoia.
____ if it aint broke, do NOT let me anywhere near it.
Fun play on words:
____ thinks my hand is out of drinking.
Random thought:
____ thinks that Twentieth Century Fox should really consider updating their name.
Bad Drivers:
____ didn't know it was physically possible to operate a motor vehicle with your head up your own ass.
____ tried being reasonable. I didn't like it. (taken from a Clint Eastwood quote)
____ feels like the dead horse still needs to be beaten.

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