Here are some of my favorite past status updates about the complete waste of time that is HOUSEWORK:
____ thinks that doing the dishes is the definition of "deja vu".
____ wants you all to know that this is the order I like to do house chores: 1) Laundry 2) Vacuuming 3) Contemplate Suicide 4) Dishes.
____ thinks if you can fold a fitted sheet, you're obviously a witch. (Jelisa Castrodale)
____ hates housework. You dust, you wash the dishes, you do the laundry and six months later you have to do it all over again. (thanks, Rebecca Stone!)
____ thinks that a clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
Cleaning up after kids:
____ thinks that cleaning up when you have children is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing.
____ doesn't get what the big deal is. I've cleaned every spring in this house in less than a half hour and I haven't even broken a sweat.