Iphone addiction:
____ doesn't gamble. I don’t drink. My one vice is my iPhone. Well, that and lying about drinking and gambling. (thanks, Steven Dirby!)
____ Want to talk to dead people and travel through interdimensional wormholes? There's an app for that. (thanks, Joe Chadwick!)
Kids:
____ thinks that having kids is like perpetually falling in love for the first time, but with someone who sneezes on your face and never shuts up. (thanks, Nicole Bennett!)
Farmville addiction:
____ is not a farmer, but I play one on Facebook. (thanks, Megan Watkins!)
Emergencies:
____ just made an emergency survival kit. You know, for emergencies. It looks like all my other kits, but don't be fooled; this one is red and has more liquor. (thanks, Nathan Smith!)
M.C. Hammer:
____ thinks dates should be formatted as MM/DD/YY except for the years 1990-1992, which should be denoted in "Hammer Time." (thanks, James Sweeney!)
Do you have a funny status update you'd like to share with the world (or, at least, the people of the world that read this particular blog)? Do you have a hilarious quote you'd like to share? Please, don't be selfish, people! Send them to me at mystatusisbaddest@yahoo.com.
