Beer is delicious:
____ thinks BEER is the answer. I have no idea what the hell the question was. (I know, it's a two-liner. Sue me.)
____ uses commas, inappropriately just to, mess with your, Facebook status reading, rhythm.
____ thinks there needs to be a more effective way to type a primal scream!
____ doesn't want you to call me lazy until you've walked a couple of steps in my flip-flops.
____ thinks that wishing your pets could talk is fun until you remember everything you've ever done in front of your pets.
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