____ was going to write a meaningful new Facebook status update, filled with deep, thoughtful sentiments, but screw that.
____ Thanks to Facebook, even choosing how to WASTE my time is stressful.
____ thinks the iPad is revolutionizing the number of things I don't own. (C.M. Velazquez)
____ wishes I had a stunt double to get me through the rest of this day.
Random funny status update:
____ You say obsessive. I say compulsive. You say obsessive. I say compulsive. You say obsessive. I say compulsive.
____ thinks my biggest problem with the younger generation is that I'm not in it.
____ thinks that today is the first day of the rest of my laundry.
____ just did a shot of wheatgrass* and now I'm off to the gym**!(*=bourbon, **=pub)
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