Honesty:
____ was going to write a meaningful new Facebook status update, filled with deep, thoughtful sentiments, but screw that.
On Facebook:
____ Thanks to Facebook, even choosing how to WASTE my time is stressful.
The IPAD:
____ thinks the iPad is revolutionizing the number of things I don't own. (C.M. Velazquez)
Bad day:
____ wishes I had a stunt double to get me through the rest of this day.
Random funny status update:
____ You say obsessive. I say compulsive. You say obsessive. I say compulsive. You say obsessive. I say compulsive.
Getting Older:
____ thinks my biggest problem with the younger generation is that I'm not in it.
Housework:
____ thinks that today is the first day of the rest of my laundry.
Healthy living:
____ just did a shot of wheatgrass* and now I'm off to the gym**!(*=bourbon, **=pub)
FYI: I grace my Facebook Fan page with a new update daily. Click HERE to become a Fan on Facebook! Want to share a funny Facebook status update? Send me an email at mystatusisbaddest@yahoo.com. I will publish those that my twisted mind enjoys.
