____ thinks everybody hates people who make broad generalizations.
____ thinks sleep is for people without Internet access.
Big words (they make you seem smarter):
____ thinks this Facebook status update is inconsequential.
____ thinks the word "allegedly" really spices up a lackluster résumé.
On "Honor Roll" bumper stickers:
____ thinks you should probably just let your "Honor Roll" student drive, cause you're very obviously an idiot.
____ would like to un-eat that (fill in the blank) I just ate.
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