Wednesday, April 21, 2010

New funny Facebook Status updates, 4/21/10:

Parents on Facebook:
____ just explained to my mom that not "liking" her status wasn’t the same as "disliking" her status. Facebook can be complicated.
The Great Outdoors:
____ wishes I were more outdoorsy. Unfortunately, there are bugs outside.
Bad days:
____ sometimes suspects I got some bad advice at a crucial crossroad in my life.
____ is sure that there will be no second wind today, thank you very much.
School can be boring:
____ just counted all the tiles on the ceiling. So, yes, this class is boring.
Random quote by a funny person:
____If the people who make motivational posters are so motivated, why are they still working in a poster factory? (Steven Colbert)

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