Ice Cream killjoy:
____ thinks whoever decided to print nutritional information on ice cream cartons should be arrested and tried for the murder of my happiness. (Theresa Lauren)
If you really are my "friends":
____ thinks it would probably be easier if the rest of you did the stuff on my “to do” list and then reported back to me.
Keep 'em guessing:
____ thinks it would be a lot easier to update my Facebook Status if the stoplights didn't keep turning green so fast.
____ is smiling. That alone should scare you.
____ Minimalists do it.
____gets enough exercise just pushing my luck.
____ thinks hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is also rewarding. And faster. (funny one liners)
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