Saturday, May 1, 2010

Clever Stephen Wright quotes and one-liners, reformulated to work as Facebook Status updates:

____ is having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
____ is wondering if it's weird in here, or is it just me?
____ If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
____ thinks the severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
____ thinks experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
____ thinks you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
____ Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night?
____ drives way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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