____ thinks the nice thing about waiting a week to listen to your voicemail is that those people usually don't need you for that thing anymore.
____ thinks that if that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive better.
____ thinks that if you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
____ is out making some changes in his/her life...leave a message and I'll get back to you. if I don't return your message you're one of the changes.
____ Not all of us have the time to fulfill our life's ambition of being completely ridiculous.
____ hopes that my passive aggressive silence has been noted.
____ loves those reduced sodium soups because I always know JUST what to add!
____ will always cherish the nice things I assume you are saying about me.
____ is sure that everyone has a right to their own opinion, but I think you'll find that mine is the only one that counts.
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