____ "What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left."
____ "There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
____ "There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side."
____ “It’s not what you are, it’s what you don’t become that hurts."
____ "I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on."
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