Monday, May 17, 2010

New Facebook Status updates, 5/17/10:

Status update about Facebook:
____ thinks if Facebook were in fourth grade, and you told it who you "liked" and swore it to secrecy, it totally would have told everyone. (John Dickerson)
____ is incredibly passionate about my ongoing apathy.
Money (or lack thereof):
____ thinks if pennies are lucky then my luck runneth over...
Dieting is stupid:
____ is carb loading without having an actual "race" to run.
____ according to chemists, alcohol IS a solution.
____ each time my wife and I have words, I never get to use mine.
An environmentally-friendly Facebook status update:
____ Compost happens.

FYI: I grace my Facebook Fan page with a new update daily. Click HERE to become a Fan on Facebook! Want to share a funny, clever or witty Facebook status update? Do you have a funny one-liner you'd like to share? Send me an email at I will publish those that my twisted mind enjoys.