____ thinks if Facebook were in fourth grade, and you told it who you "liked" and swore it to secrecy, it totally would have told everyone. (John Dickerson)
Apathy:
____ is incredibly passionate about my ongoing apathy.
Money (or lack thereof):
____ thinks if pennies are lucky then my luck runneth over...
Dieting is stupid:
____ is carb loading without having an actual "race" to run.
Drinking:
____ according to chemists, alcohol IS a solution.
Arguments:
____ each time my wife and I have words, I never get to use mine.
An environmentally-friendly Facebook status update:
____ Compost happens.
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