Sunday, May 23, 2010

New Facebook Status updates, 5/23/10:

Interesting statistic about Facebook:
____ 50% of parents “friend” their children on Facebook. The other 50% find less technological ways to embarrass their kids.
____ thinks if nothing is impossible and I'm doing nothing, then I'm doing the impossible. (Kevin)
Bad day:
____ thinks that this morning, every side of the bed is wrong.
Funny George Carlin quote:
____ "I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck."
Sarcastic play on words:
____ Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
____ just read that Movie Theater popcorn is unhealthy. In related news: Water is wet.

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