Tuesday, May 25, 2010

New Facebook Status updates, 5/25/10:

Bad day:
____ is tired of being the "just when you thought things couldn't get any worse" example.
____ is drinking some "Pain, go bye-bye" juice. Booze.
____ thinks that “horribly” is my favorite kind of gone wrong.
____ is wondering if it all would have turned out differently if I had just forwarded those chain emails.
____ doesn't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is getting really old.
____ thinks blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is thicker than blood. In conclusion: pancakes are more important than family.
____ thinks nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.
____ thinks if idle hands are the Devil's Playground then Facebook is a full-blown amusement park.

Bonus- Here are a few Clint Eastwood quotes you can use as your Facebook Status update:
"I tried being reasonable. I didn't like it."
"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster."
"Go ahead. Make my day."
"A good man always knows his limitations.”

FYI: I grace my Facebook Fan page with a new update daily. Click HERE to become a Fan on Facebook! Want to share a funny, clever or witty Facebook status update? Do you have a funny one-liner you'd like to share? Send me an email at mystatusisbaddest@yahoo.com. I will publish those that my twisted mind enjoys.