____ utterly despises sarcastic Facebook Status Updates.
____ is going to write that down in my "Things I don't give a crap about" notebook.
____ is hoping that the next big internet fad doesn't involve getting to know our friends better.
____ for your information, I ONLY drink to prevent heart disease. This stuff is AWFUL!
____ How about never? Is never good for you?
____ is good at many things, none of which generate any income.
____ Dear People Telling Me What To Do, Don't tell me what to do. Love, Not your employee.
____ is not remotely sober. Nor am I sober up close.
____ wants you to know that every time you make a "your mom" joke, I call my mom to check. Most of you are liars.
FYI: I grace my Facebook Fan page with a new update daily. Click HERE to become a Fan on Facebook! Want to share a funny Facebook status update? Send me an email at mystatusisbaddest@yahoo.com. I will publish those that my twisted mind enjoys.
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