Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Facebook "Fan Page" Status updates from the first half of June:

____ May is National Procrastination Awareness Month.
____ thinks the worst thing about censorship is ***********.
____ thinks it's sad when you can see how long you slept by looking at the time between Facebook Status updates.
____ doesn't need to make better choices, I need better things to choose FROM.
____ My motto is "never say never." Which makes it difficult to tell people my motto.
____ Synonym: The word you use when you don't know how to spell the other one.
____ has never written a Facebook status update about the voices in my head. They won't let me.
____ is not saying we ought to misbehave, but we should at least look as though we could.
____ On a scale of 9 to 10, how would you rate me as a Facebook Friend?
____ thinks that Marriage is a contractually binding agreement whereby two people are forced to "like" each other's Facebook statuses.
____ finally figured out what mosquitoes are for. They're God's way of making us slap ourselves.
____ If you're happy and you know it, share your meds.
____ may be asking too much of this coffee.
____ thinks that an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
____ tries to live every day as though it were my last, and who wants to do laundry on the last day they're alive?

Every day I post a new Facebook Status update on my FACEBOOK FAN PAGE. Of course, if you become a FAN ON FACEBOOK, you will stroke my ego see them daily and won't have to wait for this list. Want to share a funny, clever or witty Facebook status update? Do you have a funny one-liner you'd like to share? Send me an email at mystatusisbaddest@yahoo.com. I will publish those that my twisted mind enjoys.
***For more "Fan Page" Status updates, click HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE. I know you have a choice when choosing websites to "steal" Facebook Status updates from. I'm happy that today, wherever you are in the world, you chose mine. I update often, so check back!