Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Fresh, new and potentially entertaining Facebook Status updates, 6/23/10:

____ thinks that when you have a good imagination, you can make up all the facts you want.
Big words (they make you seem smarter):
____ is in a constant state of Omphaloskepsis (look it up).
____ only drinks to make OTHER people more sociable.
____ loves seeing someone who thinks logically. It provides a nice contrast to the real world.
College / Planning for the future:
____ was just accepted at STFU, thanks for asking. (Larry Carlat)
Birthdays stink:
____ is so old that I was on the research and development team that came up with the formula for dirt.
Great quote:
____ "Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did." -George Carlin

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