____ When people start a sentence with "Do you know what your problem is" I interrupt & start telling them all my problems. They never expect that.
____ Sometimes I think I'm a genious, but then I realize I spelled that incorrectly. (from my FB Fan Page)
____ thinks my life is so monotonous Ben Stein should narrate it. (Jerry Thomas)
____ Etc.- An abbreviation used to make people think you know more than you actually do.
____ hates being bi-polar. It's awesome.
Facebook Status update about Facebook:
____ Quitting Facebook is the new, adult version of running away from home. We all know you're doing it for attention and we all know that you'll be back
____ would like the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a few martinis as a backup plan.
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