____ thinks that if my friends want me to get over my inferiority complex, they should stop being better than me.
____ Just when I thought the meeting couldn't get any worse, someone woke me up.
On the bright side:
____ thinks that being paranoid means never having to think that you're alone.
____ "The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it." -- Joan Rivers
The truth hurts:
____ has abandoned my search for the truth. I am now looking for a good fantasy.
Kids / Parenting:
____ thinks that a perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.
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