____ can be a lot more passive-aggressive than *some* people.
____ thinks that if you can't say ridiculous things with a straight face, there's probably no room in management for you.
____ thinks that good friend is worth pursuing, but why would a good friend be running away?
____ thinks that proofreading is my worst enema.
____ refuses to swallow my pride. The last thing I need in my diet right now is more empty calories.
____ thinks that "Ignorance is bliss" is my personal motto because it hasn't steered me wrong and even if it has, how would I know?
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