Knowledge is power:
____ thinks that there has been an alarming increase in the number of things I know nothing about.
____ is wondering why life keeps teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
____ would be a terrible optimist.
When Facebook is broken:
____ thinks that if I have to endure another day where Facebook doesn't work and is constantly disappointing me, I might have to start dating it.
____ just LOVES it when people are overly sarcastic. No, really, it's great! Thanks a bunch!
____ thinks that someday we'll look back on all of this and blame someone else.
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