____ thinks that tact is the ability to close your mouth before somebody else wants to.
____ should really just start wearing a helmet everywhere I go.
____ doesn't want to brag, but I have completely mastered the right way to do everything wrong.
For the resume:
____ types a hundred words a minute, but it's in my own language.
____ thinks that it's not the heat, its the stupidity.
____ thinks that if at first you don't succeed, you should pray that your future Honor Roll student takes care of you.
Facebook Status update about Facebook:
____ thinks that if your relationship is so complicated that you have to identify it as such on Facebook, you should probably get the hell off Facebook and go fix it.
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