Saturday, June 5, 2010

New funny Facebook Status updates, 6/05/10:

____ doesn't like exercise so I'm not going to walk a mile in your shoes. I'll judge you standing right here.
____ thinks everyone is always asking something for a friend. Friends are the most curious, ignorant bastards, aren’t they? (Brian Drury)
Facebook Status updates:
____ enjoys Facebook Status updates that tell a story. This is not one of them.
Nosy people:
____ To Whom It May Not Concern: Mind your own business.
____ appreciates the police escort, but shouldn't they be in front of me?
Small request:
____ thinks that all I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

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