Tuesday, June 8, 2010
New Funny Facebook Status updates, 6/08/10:
____ didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.
____ thinks that money can't buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Ferrari.
____ is an embarrassment of riches, without the riches.
____ thinks that imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery. Stalking is.
____ knows one thing about the speed of light -- It always gets here way too early in the morning.
____ "When all other means of communication fail, try words." -Ashleigh Brilliant
____ If you sit down to the poker game and can't spot the sucker, I'm over here.
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