Saturday, July 31, 2010

New and clever FACEBOOK status updates, 7/31/10:

Facebook Status updates about Facebook:
____ thinks that my attention span is so short I can't even remember what this Facebook Status update was going to be about.
____ Dear Facebook, I will turn on 'Foursquare' right after I decide that being killed by a deranged stalker is the best way to die.
____ thinks that Facebook should give a breathalyzer test before you can sign in. (from my FAN PAGE)
____ Until I found Facebook, I had no idea talking to myself could be so entertaining. (from my FAN PAGE)
____ wants to let you know that if I can be of any help . . . you're in worse shape than I thought.
The internet:
____ has never met a "Skip Intro" button I didn't like.
Bad day:
____ thinks that whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do dumb stuff is fired. (from my FAN PAGE)
Wise Quote:
____ "If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right." - Ashleigh Brilliant

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