Getting to know your Facebook friends:
____ has decided I'd like to get to know you all a lot better. Let's start with banking information.
Mafia Wars:
____ thinks that if you send me one more Mafia invite, we're playing for real.
On being wrong:
____ may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to take it back.
Google:
____ Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made something out of myself. (from my Facebook Fan Page)
Getting things done:
____ Multi-tasking: twice the mistakes in less time.
Money:
____ has enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. (taken from a Jackie Mason quote)
Wise quote:
____ "There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious." -Steven Colbert
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