Monday, July 5, 2010

New clever Facebook Status updates, 7/05/10:

____ honestly doesn't care if you think I'm crazy. You're just a figment of my imagination anyway.
____ thinks that decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat. It exists, but that doesn't make it right. (Steven Winterburn)
____ thinks that beer doesn't make me post better Facebook Status updates, it just makes me not care what you think of them.
Annoying people:
____ thinks I might have pulled something rolling my eyes.
____ thinks that for every action there will be someone to have a complete overreaction.
Facebook Status update about Facebook:
____ You post one little joke saying you won the lottery and Facebook finds you 1,347 new possible relatives. 
Wise quote:
____ "In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

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