____ thinks that a bartender is just an under-qualified pharmacist.
____ thinks that there are more important things in life than money. The trouble is, they all cost money.
____ thinks that it's impossible to fool-proof anything because fools are so ingenious.
____ is headed out for a quiet beer. Followed by ten noisy ones.
Facebook Status update about Facebook:
____ is getting kind of sleepy. What time does Facebook close?
Exercise (or lack of):
____ "You look like you work out", said no one, to me.
____ Every time you say "Act your age!" I hear, "Be sad with me!" (from my FACEBOOK FAN PAGE)
____ thinks that "confidence" is the feeling you have just before you really understand the problem. (from my FACEBOOK FAN PAGE)
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