Facebook Status updates about Facebook:
____ thinks that Facebook is like a college dormitory. No matter the hour, there's always someone up. Also, someone is drunk. (from my Fan Page)
____ had a nightmare that farm animals on Facebook were raising imaginary people.
____ thinks that Facebook has revealed that there are many, many people just like me and now I know why the world is screwed.
____ could do great things if I weren't so busy doing little things.
For the guys:
____ Women. Can't live with them, can't finish this status update without having to sleep on the couch.
____ thinks that, if you want me to go running with you, I'm going to need some motivation. Like a clown waving a bloody knife and chasing us. (from my Fan Page)
____ thinks that if it weren't for the fact that my computer and my bed are so far apart, some days I wouldn't get any exercise at all. (thanks, Debbie Fox!)
____ "Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you." -- Carl Jung
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