Ego:
____ thinks that it should be illegal to have humility as awesome as mine is.
Annoying people:
____ believes in taking the bull by the horns. Then I believe in steering it in the direction of whoever is bugging me.
Fun play on words:
____ thinks that it's been a business doing pleasure with you.
Drinking:
____ loves you all so much right now because, well, alcohol. (from my FAN PAGE)
Listening skills:
____ People assume when I yawn that I've lost interest in what they have to say, but truth be told, I was never interested.
Work Stinks:
____ is having trouble sleeping lately. Guess I'll crawl out from under my desk and get some work done. (from my FAN PAGE)
Kids:
____ They say it takes a whole village to raise a child. But no one ever says where it is or how to get there. (thanks, Samantha Quinn!)
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