Timing:
____ always knows the right thing to say, immediately after the right time to say it has passed.
____ thinks that I may have been born without the "wait, you shouldn't do that!" gene.
Facebook Status update about Facebook:
____ thinks that Facebook has allowed me to bring my "He's a distraction to the rest of the class" from grade school to a global scale.
Facebook Status update about Facebook:
____ thinks that Facebook has allowed me to bring my "He's a distraction to the rest of the class" from grade school to a global scale.
Following the rules:
____ doesn't break the rules. I merely test their elasticity.
Wise Quote:
____ "I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy." -- J.C. McKay
Exercise:
____ You know what's awesome about working out? Not a damn thing. (from my FAN PAGE)
Maturity:
____ was just about to say "we're all adults here" in a status update and then I came to my senses. (from my FAN PAGE)
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