Astrology:
____ thinks that the only horoscope you will ever need goes like this: Planets are doing stuff, so it's a good day to do stuff but be prepared in case bad stuff happens. (Jason Sweeney)
Good advice:
____ thinks that you shouldn't listen to other people's foolishness. You should listen to mine.
On trying to help:
____ thinks that if you find yourself saying "but I was only trying to help" a lot, you're not helping.
Money (or lack of):
____ thinks that my wallet just burst into tears.
Wise quote:
____ "There is no such thing as fun for the entire family." -- Jerry Seinfeld
Facebook Status update about Facebook:
____ It’s not that I’m addicted to Facebook, I'm just unable to quit. (from my FACEBOOK FAN PAGE)
Annoying people:
____ Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do. (from my FACEBOOK FAN PAGE)
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