____ thinks that my "master plan" this year is to have an incredible 5-month plan come to me in a dream by August 1st.
____ thinks that there IS such a thing as stupid questions and they're asked by stupid people.
Facebook Status update about Facebook:
____ thinks that Facebook is becoming the grown-up version of the "Do you like me? Yes. No. Circle one" letter we passed around in grade school. (from my FACEBOOK FAN PAGE)
Bad day at work:
____ You know what this office needs? Spontaneous human combustions.
Bad day in general:
____ thinks that this day has gone horribly cattywampus (look it up).
____ thinks that the night is still young and I already feel old. (thanks, Mindy Lim!)
____ "As I grow older and wiser, I'm increasingly aware that mostly I'm just growing older." (Rowan Pettett)
Fun play on words:
____ wishes you were beer.
Couldn't find a status update you could use from this batch? I've been writing this blog for 9 LONG MONTHS now, and have written thousands of status updates just for you. Look around my site for a bit and you are bound to find something that works! Also, I grace my Facebook Fan page with a new status update DAILY, click HERE to become a Fan. Want to share a funny, clever or witty Facebook status update? Send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org. Thanks for stopping by!