____ People accuse me of being overly competitive. I'm not. I'm the most non-competitive person in the world. No one even comes close. (from my FB Fan Page)
Facebook Status updates about Facebook:
____ WARNING: Facebook contains traces of nuts.
____ "I think I'll join Facebook", said no one productive.
____ Facebook is the perfect fuel for the furnace of procrastination. (from my FB Fan Page)
____ The best thing about this day? I haven't been fired. The worst thing about this day? I'm still working here. (from my FB Fan Page)
____ would be in great shape if I ran like I did from my problems.
____ You're only young once. After that, you need some other excuse for acting like an idiot. (from my FB Fan Page)
Facebook Status updates from my FANS:
____ thinks alcohol ib thae soblution woo ball fiz roblems (thanks, James Kunkel!)
____ The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil (thanks, Mishale!)
____ thinks that it may be Pre-Season Football, but I'm drinking like this game really counts. (thanks, Lucky!)
____ LOADING SWAGGER... ███████████████] 99% (thanks, Stephanie M!)
____ if rabbit's feet are so lucky...what happened to the rabbit? (thanks, Pradeep Menon!)
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