____ thinks it's not that I'm immature, it's just that you started it. (from my FAN PAGE)
____ thinks that a lot of people seem to forget their other four fingers when waving to me.
____ would like to give you a piece of my mind, but this is my last piece.
Status update about drinking / being drunk:
____ Guess drunk? I'm what! (from my FAN PAGE)
Status update about kids:
____ thinks that "patience" is what parents have when there are witnesses.
____ Ask your doctor if "Shutting the Hell Up" is right for you.
____ never contradicts myself. And if you say otherwise, I will agree with you. (from my FAN PAGE)
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