Facebook Status updates about Facebook:
____ thinks that hard work never killed anybody, but it does keep you off Facebook.
____ You wouldn't believe how much time it's taken for me to send this Facebook Status update from a payphone. (from my FAN PAGE)
____ Thanks to Facebook, I no longer check breaking news, celebrity obituaries or wonder what the current weather is like. (from my FAN PAGE)
____ is already deleting my drunk Facebook status updates, and it's not even tomorrow.
____ tries to surround myself with happy, positive people, but sometimes they just really piss me off.
____ "The best revenge is a life well-lived" is so true, but it doesn't provide the instant gratification I seek. (thanks, Joseph Perez)
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