Facebook Status updates about Facebook:
____ is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I'm awesome. (from my FAN PAGE)
____ You know what I like to do on Facebook? Answer my own questions.
____ If at first you don't succeed, wait a third of your life and look him/her up on Facebook.
Dieting is stupid:
____ thinks that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off. (from my FAN PAGE)
Bad day:
____ thinks that everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Creativity:
____ is just making stuff up now.
Status update about DRINKING:
____ is pretty tired of these kids running lemonade stands acting like they've never even heard of vodka before.
A few FAN UPDATES:
____ wonders how we really know that hard work never killed anybody, when the only reliable witness may be dead? (thanks, Angela S!)
____ "I'm really bad with directions," translates to me as "I'm too stupid to read road signs." (thanks, Dan Rodriguez!)
_____ is debating on a new career path, but can't decide if I would make a better professional thumb wrestler or butt model. (thanks, Matt Gilliland!)
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