Saturday, August 28, 2010

New and Witty Facebook Status updates:

____ has found that the best stress reliever in life is not giving a crap.
Want comments?
____ Who wants to do something we will regret in the morning? Anyone?
____ avoids "online dating sites" because they match you up with people who share your interests and I don’t want to go out with a weirdo. (from my FB Fan Page)
Fun play on words:
____ has never had an out-of-body experience. But I've had an out-of-experience body most of my life.
Facebook Status updates about Facebook:
____ If you call to ask if I received the Facebook message you just sent me, you will suffer a slow death. (from my FB Fan Page)
____ Farmville? Meh. Wake me up when they launch "Margaritaville".
People can be jerks:
____ thinks that it's time to stop treating others the way you want to be treated. The others stopped years ago.