Sunday, August 15, 2010

New FACEBOOK status updates, 8/15/10:

Facebook Status updates about Facebook:
____ doesn't correct the typos in my Facebook status updates because making the people who "like" them feel stupid is more fun.
____ thinks that teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant. (thanks, Alexandra Bingham!)
____ has no sense of direction. For example, I have no idea where I am going with this status update.
____ takes pride in never using the word "apparently" in any of my Facebook Status updates. Until now. Apparently.
____ is wondering what kind of loser spends Thursday night drinking and bragging about it on Facebook? Anyway, I'm totally drunk. (from my FAN PAGE)
____ thinks that if it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
____ thinks that some of you make impulsive, poorly thought out decisions. We should hang out more. (from my FAN PAGE)
More Fan Status updates:
____ thinks that my GPS would make the perfect husband/wife… It sits quietly in the car, never complains about my driving, and when it has something to say, it says something useful. (thanks, Thierry Croizer!)
____ is wondering when I should execute my Jet Blue moment? (thanks, Ty Romsa!)
____ is the one they are referring to when they say "there's one in every crowd..." (thanks, Grant Schmarr!)

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