____ looked at my unmade bed this morning and decided it was art in another medium and I should not destroy it.
____ is going to have to start following my brain. My heart is clearly an idiot. (from my FB Fan Page)
____ feels like life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Facebook Status update about Facebook:
____ Sometimes, I wish I could delete other people's Facebook Status updates. (from my FB Fan Page)
____ would complain more about Monday, but there is still the rest of the week to mess up everything.
____ Oh vodka, you know I can't stay mad at you!
____ If you're drunk and you know it, hand your claps. (from my FB Fan Page)
____ ran this morning and there was absolutely nothing chasing me.
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