Thursday, September 16, 2010

New and Funny Facebook Status updates, 9/16/10:

Life is strange:
____ is beginning to feel like every day of my life is like an open tryout for a wacky new reality television show.
____ thinks that you stereotypes are all alike.
People can be jerks:
____ doesn't think that certain people are a "waste of space". I just think their space could be better occupied by air. (from my FB Fan Page)
____ forgot to put an anti-static sheet in the dryer and now I'm afraid of my clothes.
Drinking/Being Drunk:
____ has been thinking a lot lately. Did I say "thinking"? I meant "drinking." (from my FB Fan Page)
____ drinks to make other people interesting.
____ thinks that if you eat a balanced breakfast, everything else is part of that balanced breakfast, including a bottle of vodka 13 hours later.
Funny Quote:
____ "I'd like to take a toothpick and throw it into a forest and say, 'You're home.'" -Mitch Hedberg